I can't believe that Meng Shao Fei is such a disaster that he would POINT A GUN AT A CIVILIAN and Tang Yi would be such a disaster that he would tuck it under his chin and be all like "I FUCKING DARE YOU."

*wrings hands*

I think it would be funny for Shao Fei to try to roleplay the gangster, and for Tang Yi to realize that Shao Fei's actually good at it, and oh no, he's getting turned on.

Also, I'm convinced that a solid fraction of the time that Jack and Zhao Zi try something new with sex they end up dissolving into giggles and laughter.
*sob* They're perfect.